Enjoy =]\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Lyrics\r<br>\r<br>Brian and Stewie from Family Guy performing the opening number for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards and poking fun at the wide selection of trash on television. \r<br>\r<br>Youve got mega hits like Idol where Sanjaya took his bow\r<br>Just a little boy from India who made us all say wow\r<br>With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow\r<br>\r<br>Heres the plain situation\r<br>A simple declaration\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r<br>\r<br>Youve got Scrubs on NBC in season seven and a half\r<br>With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff\r<br>Who reminds us that a sitcom doesnt have to make you laugh\r<br>\r<br>You can try to deny it\r<br>But we can certify it\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r<br>\r<br>And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill\r<br>Theyre always brewing up some brand new primetime swill\r<br>Like the GEICO Cavemen\r<br>\r<br>CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean\r<br>But today theyve got some shows that are remarkably obscene\r<br>Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen\r<br>\r<br>Oh, there aint nothing to it\r<br>You click it on and view it\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r<br>\r<br>ABC has got a line-up thats refreshing and alive\r<br>With its hits like Desperate Housewives just continuing to thrive\r<br>And those women look sensational for being sixty-five\r<br>\r<br>No we wont oversell ya\r<br>We merely wanna tell ya\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r<br>\r<br>Now the peacocks having trouble simply staying in the race\r<br>So I hear theyre bringing Seinfield back to save a little face\r<br>And I hear Isaiah Washington is taking Kramers place\r<br>\r<br>Oh, you may not adore it\r<br>But, boy, you cant ignore it\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.\r<br>\r<br>Now the Sopranos is a show Id recommend\r<br>Because you never know just how its gonna-\r<br>\r<br>So to sum up the philosophy on which were both agreed\r<br>All the garbage on the airwaves is a vital thing indeed\r<br>Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read\r<br>\r<br>And so up with the curtain\r<br>Its absolutely certain\r<br>If you want it you can find it on T.V.
