The truly epic tale of Craigs Moms Bush as recited by that really famous troubadour guy. Taken from season 18, episode 5. Lyrics below.\r<br>\r<br>Have you heard the tale of Craigs Moms Bush?\r<br>And the night that it saved us from drones?\r<br>Nobody knew the power it had\r<br>They just thought it was shaggy and gross!\r<br>Craigs Mom lived a life of shame and despair\r<br>Everyone feared her great giant bush! (They didnt!)\r<br>But then when drones were filling the sky\r<br>She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly!\r<br>Craigs Moms Bush, Craigs Moms Bush!\r<br>Gargantuan thicket of madness.\r<br>Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,\r<br>Truly a magical bush to behold!\r<br>(whistling)\r<br>And she flew and she flew away into the sun.\r<br>And then she died.\r<br>Craigs Moms Bush, Craigs Moms Bush!\r<br>Truly a magical bush to behold!
