DOWNLOAD THE MP3: \r<br>\r<br>Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob\r<br> \r<br>\r<br>Beat By Ray Johnson\r<br>\r<br>***SONG LYRICS***\r<br>It was a weekend, and you cant stop\r<br>Us from going to the local dance spot.\r<br>Instead of drinking imported beers,\r<br>Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.\r<br>\r<br>We popped the top. We know what was in it.\r<br>Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.\r<br>Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.\r<br>I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.\r<br>\r<br>Then the room filled with colors and shapes,\r<br>And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.\r<br>Oh snap! And what made it worse\r<br>Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.\r<br>\r<br>Then a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.\r<br>He passed some gas and it snapped in half.\r<br>Yo Deejay! Are you still there?\r<br>Yeah, Im trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.\r<br>\r<br>Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic\r<br>Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.\r<br>I dont believe it. Im gonna be sea sick.\r<br>These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.\r<br>\r<br>Little children, near and far\r<br>Dont know where your parents are.\r<br>Cry directly in this jar.\r<br>I will drink it at the bar.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>\r<br>These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before.\r<br>I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.\r<br>(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)\r<br>I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, Hello with the pudding!\r<br>He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.\r<br>\r<br>I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.\r<br>I couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.\r<br>I barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange.\r<br>Sippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things.\r<br>\r<br>Little children, near and far\r<br>Dont know where your parents are.\r<br>Cry directly in this jar.\r<br>I will drink it at the bar.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>\r<br>All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.\r<br>The DJ playing my favorite tracks.\r<br>Waitress asked, what can I bring you.\r<br>I said the most expensive thing on the menu.\r<br>\r<br>She came back with a glass of liquid.\r<br>I said, I asked for something different.\r<br>This looks like a normal beer.\r<br>She said, no its Orphan Tears.\r<br>\r<br>Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,\r<br>Whole club looking like a forest. \r<br>DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus. \r<br>Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.\r<br>\r<br>I tried to run to the bathroom but when\r<br>I did I felt a vacuum suction.\r<br>Pulling me back slow\r<br>Dance floor turned into a black hole.\r<br>\r<br>Spinning around horribly.\r<br>Feeling like Dorothy.\r<br>Woke up and was still at home.\r<br>Orphan Tears got us in the zone.\r<br>\r<br>Little children, near and far\r<br>Dont know where your parents are.\r<br>Cry directly in this jar.\r<br>I will drink it at the bar.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sippin on Orphan Tears.\r<br>Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
