A music video of The Presidents song from the nineties animated series Animaniacs, with South Park-styled versions of each and every United States President, from George Washington through Barack Obama.\r<br>\r<br>Lyrics:\r<br>Heigh ho! Do you know,\r<br>The names of the US Residents\r<br>Who then became the Presidents\r<br>And got a view from the White House loo\r<br>Of Pennsylvania Avenue?\r<br>\r<br>George Washington was the first, you see\r<br>He once chopped down a cherry tree.\r<br>\r<br>President number two would be\r<br>John Adams and then Number three\r<br>\r<br>Tom Jefferson stayed up to write\r<br>A Declaration late at night\r<br>So he and his wife had a great big fight\r<br>And she made him sleep on the couch all night\r<br>\r<br>James Madison never had a son\r<br>then he fought the War of 1812\r<br>\r<br>James Monroes colossal nose\r<br>Was bigger than Pinnochios\r<br>\r<br>John Quincy Adams was number six\r<br>And its Andrew Jacksons butt he kicked\r<br>So Jackson learns to play politics\r<br>Next time hes the one that the country picks\r<br>\r<br>Martin Van Buren number eight\r<br>For a one term shot as chief of state\r<br>\r<br>William Harrisson, how do you praise\r<br>That guy was dead in thirty days!\r<br>\r<br>John Tyler he liked country folk\r<br>And after him came President Polk\r<br>Zachary Taylor liked to smoke\r<br>His breath killed friends whenever he spoke\r<br>\r<br>1850, really nifty\r<br>Millard Fillmores in\r<br>Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce\r<br>The man without a chin\r<br>\r<br> Follows next a period spannin\r<br>Four long years with James Buchanan\r<br>Then the South start shootin cannon\r<br>And weve got a civil war\r<br>\r<br>A war!\r<br>A war down south in Dixie!\r<br>\r<br>Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln\r<br>Theres a guy whos really thinkin\r<br>Kept the United States from shrinking\r<br>Saved the ship of state from sinking\r<br>\r<br>Andrew Johnsons next\r<br>He had some slight defects\r<br> Congress each\r<br>Would impeach\r<br>And so the county now elects\r<br>\r<br> Ulysses Simpson Grant\r<br>Who would scream and rave and rant\r<br> While drinking whiskey\r<br>Although risky\r<br>Cause hed spill it on his pants\r<br>\r<br> Its 1877 and the democrats would gloat\r<br>But theyre all amazed when Rutherford Hayes\r<br>Wins by just one vote\r<br>\r<br>James Garfield, someone really hated\r<br>Cause he was assasinated\r<br>Chester Arthur gets instated\r<br>Four years later he was traded\r<br>\r<br>For Grover Cleveland, really fat\r<br>Elected twice as a democrat\r<br>Then Benjamin Harrisson after that\r<br>Its William McKinley up at bat\r<br>\r<br>Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill\r<br>And President Taft he got the bill\r<br>In 1913 Woodrow Wılllllllson\r<br>Takes us into World War One\r<br>\r<br>Warren Harding, next in line,\r<br>Its Calvin Coolidge, he does fine,\r<br>And then in 1929\r<br>The market crashes and we find\r<br>\r<br>Its Herbert Hoovers big debut\r<br>He gets the blame and loses to\r<br>Franklin Roosevelt, President who\r<br>Helped us win in World War Two\r<br>\r<br>Harry Truman, weird little human\r<br>Serves two terms and when hes done\r<br>Its Eisenhower whos got the power\r<br>From 53 to 61\r<br>\r<br>John F. Kennedy, he gets shot\r<br>So Lyndon Johnson takes his spot\r<br>Richard Nixon he gets caught\r<br>And Gerald Ford fell down a lot\r<br>\r<br>Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips\r<br>And Ronald Regans speeches scripts\r<br>All came from famous movie clips\r<br>And President Bush said read my lips\r<br>\r<br>Now in Washington D.C.\r<br>Its democrats and the G.O.P.\r<br>But the ones in charge are plain to see\r<br>The Clintons: Bill and Hillary\r<br>\r<br> The next President to lead the way\r<br>Well, it just might be yourself one day\r<br>Then the pressll distort everything you say\r<br>So jump in your plane and fly away
