Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this\r<br>Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss\r<br>Stewie: And theyll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss\r<br>Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Its the plain situation! \r<br>Theres no negiotiation!\r<br>Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!\r<br>\r<br>Brian: Theyre as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups.\r<br>Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops\r<br>Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!\r<br>Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson! \r<br>Youll never win by messin\r<br>Peter: With the fellas at the freakin FCC \r<br>\r<br>And if you find yourself with some you y thing\r<br>Youre gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling\r<br>Cause you cant say penis!\r<br>\r<br>So they sent this little warning theyre prepared to do the worst\r<br>Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced\r<br>Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!\r<br>\r<br>Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic\r<br>Or possible psychotic\r<br>Theyre the fellas at the freakin FCC!
