South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - What Would Brian Boitano Do Song and Video\r<br>\r<br>South Park and their logos and characters are trademarks of Comedy Partners\r<br>\r<br>ENJOY!\r<br>\r<br>Lyrics:\r<br>\r<br>What would Brian Boitano do \r<br>If he was here right now, \r<br>Hed make a plan \r<br>And hed follow through, \r<br>Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r<br>\r<br>When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, \r<br>Skating for the gold, \r<br>He did two Salchows and a triple lutz, \r<br>While wearing a blind fold. \r<br>\r<br>When Brian Boitano was in the alps, \r<br>Fighting grizzly bears, \r<br>He used his magical fire breath, \r<br>And saved the maidens fair. \r<br>\r<br>So what would Brian Boitano do \r<br>If he were here today, \r<br>Im sure hed kick an ass or two, \r<br>Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r<br>\r<br>I want this V-chip out of me, \r<br>It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. \r<br>\r<br>And I just want my mom \r<br>To stop fighting everyone \r<br>\r<br>For Wendy Ill be an activist too, \r<br>Cause thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r<br>\r<br>And what would Brian Boitano do, \r<br>Hed call all the kids in town, \r<br>And tell them to unite for true \r<br>Thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r<br>\r<br>When Brian Boitano travelled through time \r<br>To the year 3010, \r<br>He fought the evil robot kings \r<br>and saved the human race again \r<br>\r<br>And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, \r<br>He beat up Kublai Kahn. \r<br>\r<br>Cause Brian Boitano doesnt take shit from an-y-body \r<br>\r<br>So lets all get together, \r<br>And unite to stop our moms \r<br>And well save Terrance and Phillip too, \r<br>Cause thats what Brian Boitanod do. \r<br>\r<br>And well save Terrance and Phillip too, \r<br>Cause thats what Brian Boitanod döoo, \r<br>Thats what Brian Boitanod do.
