Narrator: And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out to sing a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, The Dance of the Cucumber in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Miren al pepino.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Watch the Cucumber.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Vienen c�mo se mueve.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: See how he moves\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Como un le�n.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Like a lion.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Tras un raton.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Chasing a mouse.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Miren al pepino.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Watch the Cucumber.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Sus suaves movimientos.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Oh, how smooth his motion.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Tal como mantequilla\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Like butter\r<br>\r<br>Larry: En un chango pelon.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: On a. bald monkey.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Miren al pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Watch the cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Los vegetales\r<br>\r<br>Bob: All the vegetables\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Envidian a su amigo\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Envy their friend\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Como �l quieren bialar\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Wishing to dance as he\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Pepino bailar�n, pepino bailar�n, pepino bailar�n\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �Baila, baila, ya!\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Dance, dance, yeah!\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Miren al tomate\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Look at the tomato\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �No es triste?\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Isnt it sad?\r<br>\r<br>Larry: El no puede bailar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: He cant dance.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �Pobre tomate!\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Poor tomato!\r<br>\r<br>Larry: El deberia poder bailar como el pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: He wishes he could dance like the cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Libre y suavemente.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: free and smooth.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Pero �l no puede danzar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: But he cant . Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I cant dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louies polka party? Didnt you see me dancing at Uncle Louies polka party?\r<br>\r<br>Larry: No comprendo.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: No comprendo? Ill show you No comprendo!\r<br>\r<br>Jr.: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!\r<br>\r<br>Dad: Okay, Junior. But wed better hurry--I think the dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else! Say Peas!\r<br>\r<br>Jr. and Larry: Peas!\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Listen to the cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Oigan su voz fuerte\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Hear his strong voice\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Como un leon\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Like a lion\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Listo a devorar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: About to eat.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Listen to the cucubmer\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Que dulce as su canto\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Oh, how sweet his voice\r<br>\r<br>Larry: La voz de su garganta parece un triar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Listen to the cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Los vegetales\r<br>\r<br>Bob: All the vegetables\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Envidian a su amigo\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Envy their friend\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Como �l quieren cantar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Wishing to sing as he.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �Canta, canta, ya!\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Sing, sing, yeah!\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Escuchen al tomate\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Listen to the tomato\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �No es triste?\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Isnt it sad?\r<br>\r<br>Larry: El no puede cantar.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: He cant sing.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Pobre tomate.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Poor tomato.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: El deberia poder cantar\r<br>\r<br>Bob: He wishes he could sing\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Fuerte y dulce como el pepino\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Strong and sweet like the cucumber\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Pero no puede.\r<br>\r<br>Bob: But he cant.\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �Ni siquiera da un silbido!\r<br>\r<br>Bob: Cant even . whistle! All right! Thats it, Se��or! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!\r<br>\r<br>Larry: �Adios, amigos!\r<br>\r<br>Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing .\r<br>\r<br>Larry: Bob is really angry! I hope he doesnt catch me! Its so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!
