Lets remix Selena Gomezs CANT KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF into a CRAP using your comments from the last parody.\r<br>▶ WATCH ALL MY PARODIES - \r<br>\r<br>Thank you Selena for creating such a fun song and music video. I hope you like my parody! \r<br>\r<br>Watch the original Selena Gomez - Hands To Myself (Official Music Video): \r<br>\r<br>Get Revival, out now: \r<br>\r<br>Music video by Selena Gomez performing Hands To Myself. (C) 2015 Interscope Records\r<br>\r<br>If you like parodies and funny popular songs similar to The Key of \r<br>Awesome (Barely Political), Bart Baker and Weird Al Yankovic, subscribe & follow me here:\r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>▶ \r<br>\r<br>\r<br>LYRICS\r<br>Cant keep my hands off myself\r<br>cuz my friends pranked me with superglue\r<br>truth is I have no one else\r<br>and the Same Old Love is Good For You (both Selena Gomez songs)\r<br>\r<br>I cant stop feeling my face\r<br>I cant feel my face when Im with you (but I love it)\r<br>It feels so soft when I shave\r<br>How did I become so friggin cute\r<br>\r<br>Oh cuz why would we just touch each other\r<br>When I can be my own lover\r<br>and Im trying, trying, Im trying, trying (trying to lick elbow_\r<br>To do what Bieber said himself\r<br>I should just go and love myself\r<br>and Im trying, trying, trying (ebola)\r<br>\r<br>cant keep my hands off myself (person in straight jacket)\r<br>hands off myself (person looking mirror is confused - doesnt know self)\r<br>cant keep my hands off myself (cartoon person missing hands)\r<br>hands off myself (stuck with peanut butter)\r<br>\r<br>Everyone says I smell good\r<br>Dudes wish I was super duper gay\r<br>Skin soft as a babys tush\r<br>To not touch this body is cray cray\r<br>\r<br>Oh cuz why would we just touch each other (my name is jeff)\r<br>When I can be my own lover (nutella)\r<br>and Im trying, trying, Im trying, trying (itching with fleas)\r<br>To do what Bieber said himself \r<br>I should just go and love myself\r<br>and Im trying, trying, trying (selena gomez farting carrots)\r<br>\r<br>cant keep my hands off myself (lmfao y and i know it)\r<br>hands off myself (handcuffed by police)\r<br>cant keep my hands off myself (Damn Daniel)\r<br>hands off myself (cartoon slapping mosquitos)\r<br>\r<br>I mean I could but why would I want to?\r<br>\r<br>All music performed, recorded and produced by Chad Wild Clay (B.B. Bling). No copyrighted material was used. This version is all newly created music, lyrics and video.
