Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill<br />Is Dexter ill today, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school!<br />I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw.<br />Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand!<br />The Baltimore County school board has decided to expel<br />Dexter from the entire public school system!<br /><br />Oh Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy,<br />But surely, expulsion is not the answer!<br />I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer!<br />It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane!<br /><br />[Refrain]<br />That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,<br />That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic,<br />That boy needs therapy.<br />Lie down on the couch. What does that mean?<br />You're a nut! (You’re a nut!) You're crazy in the coconut!<br />What does that mean? That boy needs therapy.<br />I'm gonna kill you! That boy needs therapy.<br />Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel !<br />Now when I count three…<br />That, that, that, that, that boy…boy needs therapy.<br />He was white as a sheet.<br />And he also made false teeth.<br /><br />Avalanches is above, business continues below,<br />Did I ever tell you the story about<br />Cowboys! Mid, Mid, Midgets, and the Indians, and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist.<br />I... I felt strangely hypnotized.<br />I was in another world, a world of twenty, twenty thousand girls!<br />And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball!<br />And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin!<br />I promise my girlfriend I'd pick up the violin, violin, violin ...<br /><br />Frontier Psychiatrist<br /><br />[Refrain]<br /><br />Frontier Psychiatrist<br /><br />Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?<br />Um umm...um umm, a bird! Yeah!<br />Sometimes a parrot talks!<br />Ha ha ha ha ha!!!<br />Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.<br />Can you think of anything else?<br />A record, record, record !
