Some of the funnies/worst puns I found on tumblr. JUST BECAUSE I LAUGHED IT DOESN'T MAKE ME A TERRIBLE PERSON. Okay maybe it does. midget jokes.<br /><br />Subscribe by clicking this: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=veeoneeye<br /><br />WRISTBANDS BACK IN STOCK: http://veeoneeye.bigcartel.com/<br /><br />List of all my puns, tell me yours in the comments.<br />======================<br />Saw a kidnapping today. Decided not to wake him up though...<br />Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.<br />I have a job crushing soft drink cans. It's soda pressing.<br />Women on their period always ovary act.<br />A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.<br />What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.<br />I hate fishing with Skrillex, he always drops the bass.<br />I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing. <br />I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet.<br />What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.<br />What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows.<br />What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.<br />What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs.<br />What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.<br />Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.<br />I love the internet. It's the wifi never had.<br />I lost my mood ring, I'm not sure how I feel about this.<br />Went to the shop the other day to buy 6 cans of Sprite. Only when I got home did I realize I'd picked 7up.<br />Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels.<br />I heard some hipsters drowned. They must have fell into the mainstream.<br />How to make holy water: Boil the hell out of it.<br />Not sure if my wife is leaving over my poker additiction...or if she's just bluffing.<br />If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.<br />How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.<br />How do frogs die? They Kermit suicide<br />Make little things count. Teach midgets Math.<br />How did the hipster burn his tounge? He drank his coffee before it was cool.<br />I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any.<br />What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing.<br />Cinderella was thrown off the basketball team because she ran away from the ball.<br />What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.<br />Some say The Avengers was pretty good...I thought it was MARVELOUS.<br />I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.<br />I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now.<br />======================<br /><br />- Facebook: http://facebook.com/VeeOneEyee<br />- Twitter: http://twitter.com/VeeOneEye<br />- Tumblr: http://veeoneeye.tumblr.com<br /><br /><br />lol x
