Consider it official! I'm proud to announce I've been given the green light to release the theme I wrote for "Fight Club - The Rock Opera" on Broadway. It's likely going to be a marathon of sorts, but hopefully we'll start previews in summer of 2019. So proud to contribute artistically with greats like Chuck Palahniuk, David Fincher, Julie Taymor, and my favorite musician Trent Reznor! Keep reading and you can sing along with the song that will haunt you out of the theatre. <br /> <br />No, I won’t choke <br />Gun is loaded <br />No sleep for days <br />It’s been showing <br />Crashed all those support groups <br />Met a chick named Marla <br />She was certainly no catch <br />But she would have my abortion <br /> <br />A kiss with lye burns flesh away <br />Hitting bottom starts today <br />Fuck that ball of healing light <br />Marla’s voice says “It’s a lie.” <br /> <br />This is my fight club <br />No wife-and-kids club <br />Tapped from Bob’s bear hug <br />We meet at Lou’s bar <br />Afterwards we trash nice cars <br />Stay up all night long <br />And I don't really care what sofa set defines me <br />I sued my boss for assault and battery <br /> <br />Splice porn in films made for families <br />Serve dining guests soup mixed with pee <br />So tangy <br />High society <br />I destroyed my fears <br />And crashed a car <br />Beat up a swell guy, took it way too far <br />Don’t stop me <br />‘Til he’s missing teeth <br /> <br />In a basement or alley way <br />Do your homework right away <br />Take ball bats to satellites <br />Trash a snob coffee franchise <br /> <br />This is my fight club <br />No questions asked club <br />Cops are on to us <br />Our ski masks pulled on <br />Get a hold of old man balls <br />This knife is real sharp <br />We cook your meals, haul your trash and guard you while you sleep <br />Don’t fuck with us or we’ll cut off your testes <br /> <br />Going to build an army <br /> <br />In a crap house <br />With a garden <br />There’s seven vans <br />They’ve been stocking <br />With tons of dynamite <br />To free every person <br />With a large enough soap batch <br />We will make an explosion <br /> <br />This is our fight club <br />Project Mayhem hub <br />Let’s wake the world up <br />The bombs have been armed <br />Try to stop us, lose your balls <br />I learned from fight club <br />You’re not your job, your bank account, your fucking khakis <br />‘Cause we’re all a part of the same compost heap <br /> <br />Where is my mind with this bullet hole in me?
