Have an awesome Friday 13th! Here's my parody to George Strait's "All My Ex's Live in Texas". I promise the next song I share is going to have some "purpose". Oh yeah, I only have ownership over four images used in this video. If you like boobies, I'm sure you can easily find them. Also, here's the lyrics if you'd like to follow along. <br /> <br />All my exes gave me hexes <br />And hex bags are the things I do not really need <br />Yes, all my exes gave me hexes <br />A vial of holy water’s what I seek <br /> <br />Bellatrix was a fine Death Eater <br />Flew at night on a straw broom <br />That jailbait dream from Waverly <br />Smote me with a lawsuit curse <br />And Evil-Lyn drives men to sin <br />Her feelings were just skin deep <br />And Lilith built satanic temples <br />Just to plague me when I sleep <br /> <br />All my exes gave me hexes <br />A hex bag’s what I found under my driver’s seat <br />But, all my exes gave me hexes <br />That’s why I have immaculate STDs <br /> <br />Had hot affairs with MILF queen Mera <br />We’d go skinny dip <br />She changed the tide and warped my mind <br />Assaulting me with some fish <br />I sought out monks for meditation <br />Burn smudge sticks each night <br />But I somehow get magical ails <br />From a witch’s ire <br /> <br />All my exes gave me hexes <br />And hex bags are the pains only witch doctors treat <br />Yes, all my exes gave me hexes <br />That’s why it smells like anus when I breathe <br /> <br />Yes, I think I’m dying <br />Drops of blood are what I cry <br />Think I need an exorcism for relief
