From the ABC Saturday Night Movie premiere of "Mallrats," broadcast Aug. 29, 1998, on Dallas-Fort Worth affiliate WFAA-TV. This aired before the start of the fall season, so there are quite a few ads for new series. <br /> <br />Break 1: <br />* Oldsmobile Discover Days sale <br />* Maybelline Moisture Whip lipstick <br />* Oreos (David Robinson shows his kids how to dunk!) <br />* Arizona khakis at JCPenney (Guess what, kids - blindly rebelling against The Man has become a cliche in itself!) <br />* Wendy's Fresh Stuffed Pitas (It's what all your "girlfriends" will be eating, because pitas and salads are the ONLY fast food women ever eat! Includes Dave Thomas.) <br />* Sprint "Titanic" video offer (Is a sinking ship REALLY what you want to associate your long distance with?) <br />* Hellmann's salad dressing <br />* "Spin City" promo (Showcases Paul; ABC evidently did a bunch of character-focused sitcom ads. Stay tuned for more ...) <br />* "The Hughleys" launch promo (Darryl Hughley rants about minivans. "He's George Jefferson and Archie Bunker rolled into one!") <br />* ABC News special: "Love, Lust & Marriage: Why We Stay and Why We Stray" (With John Stossel and ,,, penguins?) <br />* ABC Saturday Night Movie "will return" bumper <br />* "Dharma and Greg" promo <br />* WFAA "Good Morning Texas" promo (The crew heads to Denton for a live show from the University of North Texas campus. The drive's not THAT far, guys.) <br />* Bush's Baked Beans (Where'd you get that collar, Duke?) <br />* Whataburger (2 tacquitos for $2 in 2 minutes.) <br />* News 8 teaser (With Brad Watson) <br />* ABC Sunday Night Movie bumper <br /> <br />Break 2: <br />* ESPN Sunday Night Football (With dogs playing poker, including one voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, complaining about animal commericals. You'll see a few more of these in later volumes.) <br />* Almay One-Coat Mascara <br />* Pur Plus water-filtering pitcher <br />* Crest Multi-Care toothpaste (When you're a lifeguard, fresh breath can be a real lifesaver!) <br />* Sesame Street kids' clothes at K-Mart ("Whaddaya know?") <br />* McDonald's breakfast <br />* Chevy Model Year Clearance <br />* PSA - "Be a Big League Parent" (Not sure if these are real Padres players) <br />* "The Practice" promo <br />* "Sports Night" launch promo <br />* "The Drew Carey Show" promo (Showcasing Oswald's idiocy with a new version of the "Flipper" theme)
