I went to my apartment on a Monday at one<br />A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum<br />Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two<br />A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do<br /><br />Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin':<br />"Hey baby, put a phone in for me"<br />Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin':<br /><br />"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man<br />You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can<br />I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall<br />I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall<br /><br />You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring<br />And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling<br />Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"<br /><br />Can you believe that? And then he says:<br />"Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began"<br />Well... can you imagine?<br />My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly<br /><br />And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy<br />So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan<br />Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man<br /><br />Singin' hey lolly, lolly<br />Hey lolly, lolly<br />Hey lolly, lolly<br />Get it any way you can <br />Right? Ha ha ha, so...<br /><br />I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall<br />And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall<br />I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring<br />And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling<br /><br />A-singin' hey lolly, lolly<br />Hey lolly, lolly<br />Hey lolly, lolly<br />Just-a doin' my thing<br /><br />Ha, ha... I've never done anything like this before!<br />
