I almost drowned when i was 14. <br />[]This is not a good way of going about that - its just going to cause you a myriad of other problems. <br />[] <br />I work at a store with a blue polo and khaki pants uniform. <br /> <br /> <br />oh ffs, just say where you work. You think trying to vague is going to cover your ass if someone wants to jam you up? <br />[]Hmm... not a very good lawyer then are you? <br />[]I work in retail and had to explain the concept of sales tax to a middle aged woman. I said it's 7% in Ohio, and she said "yeah 7 cents". Tried to explain that 7 PERcent and 7 cents weren't the same and she asked what percent was to a "normal person" <br />[]I just joined reddit to post this: <br /> <br />Immediately thought of Celebrity Jeopardy: starts at 3:36 <br /> <br />http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/jeopardy/n11333 <br />[]May be a liability during a pillow fight. <br />[]kids in the back though! it's actually illegal round these parts too <br />[]I dont know who I'm upvoting you shitting on, but I dont care, its a funny joke. <br />[]That would make it a pedofile <br />[]Depends on how thick it is. <br />[]Images are a victimless crime. He never touched a real child. <br />[] <br />OMGWTFBBBQ <br /> <br /> <br />OMGWTFTFY <br />[]I agree. This is actually a damn good repost. <br />[]I get mistaken for my sister a lot so people ask me how my kids are (have no kids. Currently 7 1/2 months pregnant) I tell them 'oh we don't have any kids, just this one'. More than once I've gotten 'are you sure?' Um <br />[]My age. <br />Youtubers, my followers, my facebook friends, no one knows it. <br />[]Whoop, there it is. <br />[]I think she already published some <br />[]That's hilarious, I did the exact same thing <br />[]That's something I'll never understand... Why don't we just ban algorithmic trading? Is there a single benefit coming from computers trading between themselves? <br />[]gave up the police academy and changed career paths after I found out a close friend was also an occasional drug user. <br />[]Highschool is the most stress enducing experience of my life. I hate it but it's important. <br />[]Are you Polish? <br />[]You know what that made me think of? A cat with a postit note on its head. Not sure why exactly. <br />[]/r/Pyongyang has a lot of moderators. <br /> <br />http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com
