The two main heroes of Pokemon finally battle each other, but not in the way youd think.\r<br>\r<br>Get the song here! \r<br>\r<br>I make Pokémon videos of all kinds, and I try to post as regularly as I can. If youre a Pokémon fan of any level, check my videos out!\r<br>\r<br>Behind the scenes!\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Subscribe to me!\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Beat and sound mixing by Rob-Ez!\r<br>YouTube:\r<br>\r<br>Soundcloud:\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Facebook!\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Twitter!\r<br>\r<br>\r<br>Written and performed by Michael Groth\r<br>Music and sound mixing by Rob-ez\r<br>Costumes by Michael Groth and my mom\r<br>\r<br>LYRICS:\r<br>Greetings Pokefans, Michael here, and today we have a different kind of Pokémon battle for you. Today we have a RAP battle, between the hero of the anime, Ash KEtchüuum, and the hero of the Kanto games, REEEEEED. Ready, battle begin!\r<br>\r<br>ASH – Verse 1\r<br>Yo my name is Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town,\r<br>And this stupid silent freakshow is going straight down.\r<br>If you think youre going to win youve made a serious blunder,\r<br>Shock you with my trusty Pikachu…Thunder.\r<br>So heres the famous Red, the star of the first games,\r<br>But are you really Red if 8-year-olds can change your name?\r<br>I run the show, everyone knows ‘bout Pikachu and Ash,\r<br>You get replaced, each genera-tion throws you out like trash. \r<br>While you stay stuck in Kanto, I have travelled ‘round the world!\r<br>Catching ‘mon, winning badges, followed by hot girls.\r<br>Ive rhymed you down into the ground, so lets see what youve got.\r<br>But wait, I think I know already: Dot. Dot. Dot.\r<br>\r<br>RED – Verse 1\r<br>I normally dont talk, but its a special occasion,\r<br>Time to use my rhymes to cause Ash Ketchums obliteration.\r<br>Youre a child. All you do is lose, cry, and whine.\r<br>Im Red! Im the greatest trainer of all time!\r<br>Ill crush you, Ill break you, sweep your team and youll be done.\r<br>You could never ever hope to beat the Champion!\r<br>Took Team Rocket down, by myself, when I was only ten.\r<br>You cant stop three dumb losers who keep blasting off again.\r<br>You released your Pokémon and then cried like a little girl.\r<br>I caught every single Pokémon in the entire world!\r<br>If we had a real battle and we truly got acquainted,\r<br>I guarantee the screen would read “Ash Ketchum fainted.”\r<br>\r<br>ASH – Verse 2\r<br>You think youre such a master but youre not all that great.\r<br>I have over fifty badges while you have a measly eight.\r<br>Sure you completed the dex, but just the Kanto one, man.\r<br>Tell me, have you even heard of a Darmanitan?\r<br>When theres a new generation travel to a brand new nation,\r<br>While youre on a cold vacation facing your refrigeration!\r<br>Im Ash! They wanted me for Frontier Brain,\r<br>But I said no so I could go around the whole world to train!\r<br>Battling a legendary your Charizard almost died,\r<br>Mine beat an Articuno, Sceptile beat a Darkrai!\r<br>Who will everyone remember when theyve gotten gray and old?\r<br>The hero of their childhood or the one who lost to Gold?\r<br> \r<br>RED – Verse 2\r<br>How many times will you start all over again?\r<br>I may only have eight badges, but at least Im not still ten!\r<br>You beat your rival once in every match youve fought to date.\r<br>I never lost to mine and even killed his Raticate.\r<br>You may be better known, but I couldnt care less,\r<br>At least Im not the one prancing around in a dress.\r<br>You met Mewtwo, he turned you into a rock.\r<br>When I met Mewtwo, threw my master ball. Caught.\r<br>Youre pathetic, one look from me will freak out a Gastly,\r<br>Youre wasting my time. See ya never, Ashley. -\r<br>\r<br>★T-SHIRTS AND MERCH! -
