Hurry, step right up<br />See the sideshow in town for only fifty cents<br />Step right up, hurry, hurry, <br />before the show begins, my friends<br />Stand in line, get your tickets, <br />I hope you will attend<br />It'll only cost you fifty cents to see<br />What life has done to those like you and me<br />See the man with the broken heart, <br />you'll see that he is sad<br />He hurts so bad (so bad, so bad)<br />See the girl who has lost the only love she ever had<br />There's got to be no sadder show to see<br />No doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteed<br />So let the sideshow begin<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry<br />Let the sideshow begin (hurry, hurry)<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry<br />See the man who's been cryin' for a million years<br />So many tears (so many tears)<br />See the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs<br />It's more exciting than a one man band<br />The saddest little show in all the land<br />So let the sideshow begin (hurry, hurry)<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry<br />Let the sideshow begin<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry<br />So let the sideshow begin (Hurry, hurry)<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry<br />Let the sideshow begin (step right on in)<br />Hurry, hurry, step right on in<br />Can't afford to pass it by<br />Guaranteed to make you cry (hurry, hurry)<br /><br />
