I can crawl around on the ground <br />I'm allowed to make obnoxious sounds <br />I can be asleep both night or day <br />I ain't got much hair to brush <br />And there ain't no need for me to flush <br />And that is why you'll always hear me say <br /> <br />Man, it sure is great to be a baby <br />You can sit all day and suck your thumb <br />I can chew my brother's toes <br />And play with the stuff inside my nose <br />And the pans in the kitchen cupboard make great drums <br /> <br />(Musical Interlude) <br /> <br />Get strolled, carried, burped and cuddled <br />Wiped, powdered, diapered, swaddled <br />Hugged, tickled, dried, tossed <br />Ported, dressed, kissed, washed <br />Swung, spoiled, peek-a-boo! <br />Pampered, nibbled, coochee-coo! <br />Snuggled, cuddled, rocked and fed <br />Sung to, nursed and put to bed
