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ScrewAttack!'s wet dream: Superman survived an explosion equal to 50 supernovas

2017-01-15 42 Dailymotion

ScrewAttack!'s <br />wet dream: <br />Superman survived <br />an explosion equal <br />to 50 supernovas <br /> <br />Boomstick <br />[Chad "Bonked by Stick" James]: <br />"Superman survived <br />an explosion equal <br />to 50 supernovas." <br /> <br />Whence <br />"Bonked by Stick" <br />has this inspiration? <br /> <br />From Ben "Bullshit" Singer <br />personally ... <br /> <br />... <br />during their <br />smoked too much dope session <br />in Mommy's garage. <br /> <br />The fake by ScrewAttack! <br /> <br />Action Comics v1 <br /># 847 (April, 2007) <br /> <br />What says <br />Jonathan Kent??? <br />Action Comics v1 # 847 (April, 2007) <br /> <br />"Right behind it was <br />an expanding ball of <br />radiation that would <br />have incinerated Clark <br />as soon as it touched him" <br /> <br />You've spotted <br />his statement??? <br />Action Comics v1 <br /># 847 (April, 2007) <br /> <br />Then you're definitely <br />too smart to work <br />for ScrewAttack! <br /> <br />If you should wonder <br />why a fountain of fire <br />can burn his cape, <br />but not <br />50 supernovae. <br />Action Comics v1 # 847 (April, 2007) <br /> <br />Just an EM wave <br />hit Schwachmat, <br />that is only a part of explosion, <br />a very small part, since <br />the radiation ball behind <br />can incinerate him. <br /> <br />"Superman survived <br />an explosion equal <br />to 50 supernovas" <br /> <br />Think! <br /> <br />If he survived <br />an explosion equal <br />to 50 supernovae, <br />he wouldn't have problems <br />with an explosion equal <br />to just 128,150 MT. <br />Action Comics v1 # 902 (August, 2011) <br /> <br />And wouldn't be <br />knocked out by <br />non-moon-buster <br />Konvikt! <br />Trinity v1 # 3 (June, 2008) <br /> <br />Why could he <br />be knocked out? <br /> <br />Because you're <br />a SA/DCtard! <br />Death of the New Gods v1 # 5 (March, 2008) <br /> <br />Mind-fucked by <br />ScrewAttack! <br /> <br />Superman <br />should be <br />50 supernovae level? <br />Justice League of America <br />v2 # 30 (April, 2009) <br /> <br />Think! <br /> <br />Or <br />better <br />... <br /> <br />READ <br /> <br />THE <br /> <br />DAMN <br /> <br />DC <br /> <br />COMICS! <br /> <br />RTDC! <br /> <br />The only <br />50 supernovae ability <br />which Superman has, <br />is its recyclability! <br /> <br />You eat crap <br />of ScrewAttack! <br />That's all! <br /> <br />If one are mentally underexposed <br />as Ben "Bullshit" Singer, <br />and all day sniff only on <br />Superman's security blanket <br />and not being able to <br />distinguish supernovae ... <br />Action Comics v1 <br /># 847 (April, 2007) <br /> <br />... <br />of <br />bursts of <br />electromagnetic <br />energy <br />... <br />Action Comics v1 <br /># 775 (March, 2001) <br /> <br />... surprised one <br />nothing more <br />how ScrewAttack! <br />comes to false results. <br /> <br />Goku's weight <br />137 lbs / 2 = 68.5 kg <br /> <br />Gravity Formula <br />40,068.5 kg / 68.5 kg = 586 <br /> <br />In which <br />official canon DC comic <br />is that <br />Schwachmat <br />were 50 supernovae level??? <br /> <br />Where is the <br />literal proof??? <br /> <br />Misinterpretations <br />and <br />mistranslations <br />are not accepted. <br /> <br />You will not find <br />a literal evidence <br />in any <br />official canon DC comic. <br /> <br />No DC author <br />is so stupid as <br />Ben "Bullshit" Singer. <br /> <br />DECOS! <br /> <br />DON'T <br /> <br />EAT <br /> <br />CRAP <br /> <br />OF <br /> <br />SCREWATTACK! <br /> <br />DECOS!

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