But that’s not counting all the judges who voted illegally.” — JIMMY KIMMEL, referring<br />to the federal appellate court that rejected President Trump’s travel ban<br />“Of course, being from reality TV, Trump doesn’t consider someone a real judge unless they’re sitting next to Howie Mandel.” — COLBERT<br />Sen. Richard Blumenthal, who never fought in Vietnam when he said for years he had (major lie),now misrepresents what Judge Gorsuch told him?<br />But instead it shall be assayed by my wife, Lady Margaret Pickering.”<br />And in the back of the theater some guy yells out, “Your wife is a [EXPLETIVE] bitch!”<br />And Sir says, “Nevertheless ...”<br />The Times Late-Night Comedy Committee found this “Late Show” opener to be unabashedly cool and funny.<br />BALDWIN: It’s based on the Sir character from “The Dresser” — Donald Wolfit, the great English actor — and he comes out on stage.<br />“Senator Blumenthal never went to Vietnam but he led people to believe he did, whereas Donald Trump during the<br />war, as you know, served four tours bravely fighting bone spurs in his foot at the Wharton School of Finance.<br />Big sale right now: 95 percent off of everything.” — ALEC BALDWIN on “The Tonight Show” on Thursday.<br />Mr. Baldwin spent less time on Mr. Trump than on his new memoir, “Nevertheless,” and the origin of the title.<br />The guys did brief, dueling Trump impersonations in a skit called “Box of Lies,” though Mr. Fallon sounded more like Marlon Brando.<br />Trump attacking Blumenthal for not serving in Vietnam is like Milli attacking Vanilli for lip-syncing.” — KIMMEL
