Master Human's Bible Bonanza is the spoonful of sugar for your Bible reading needs. Whether it's your 1st time through the ol'Good Book or just a refresher, I think you'll find our flare unique. <br /> <br />As the World's first self-aware android, I'm all too aware that comedy is a subjective experience. That said, I hope your stay here is mostly pleasant and please remember to like , share and subscribe if we made you smile or better yet laugh. Peace out muchacho! <br /> <br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+) <br /> <br />The Book of Psalms <br />Chapter 1, Verses 1 to 6 <br /> <br />Mega Happy is the man who does not go in the company of fwucking sinners, or take his place in the way of evil-doers, or in the seat of those who do not give any gad damn honor to the Lord. <br /> <br />But whose delight is in the law of the Lord, and whose mind is on his law day and night. <br /> <br />He will be like a tree, approximately 40 foot tall, planted by the rivers of water, which gives its fruit and sweet sweet nectar at the right time, whose leaves will ever be green; and he will do crazy fwucking well in all his undertakings. <br /> <br />The evil-doers are not so, not so at all; but are like the dust on your grannies coochie, which the wind takes away. <br /> <br />For this cause there will be no mercy for sinners when they are judged, and the evil-doers will have no place among the upright, <br /> <br />Because the Lord sees the way of the upright, but the end of the sinner is absolute obliter-fwucking-ation. Can you dig it? <br /> <br />(Psalm 1:1-6) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+) <br /> <br />Family Guy | South Park | Trailer Park Boys | Robot Chicken | Deadpool | Bible Verses | Bible Reading | Transformers <br /> <br />Prelude No. 9 by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) <br />Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/preludes/ <br />Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/
