“I had dinner with Lorne Michaels, the head of ‘Saturday Night Live,’<br />and he said, ‘I put a great speechwriter on you, and he came up with “strategery.”’ And I said, ‘Wait a minute, I said “strategery.”’ And he said, ‘No, you didn’t say “strategery.”’ I said, ‘I damn sure said “strategery.”’ He said, ‘We invented it.’ I said, ‘Well, let me ask you this: Did he come up with ‘misunderestimate?’” — BUSH<br />The late-show hosts wondered Thursday why Attorney General Jeff Sessions had given what now appears to be false testimony during his confirmation hearings when he said<br />that he had not had contact with the Russians during Mr. Trump’s campaign.<br />Of course, if you can say that, you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it.” — MEYERS<br />If you’re planning to tune in Friday night, Samuel L. Jackson will be on “The Tonight Show,” where he’ll most<br />likely have something to say about his new film “Kong: Skull Island,” which opens nationally next week.<br />It’s called ‘Do You Think We Were Bourne Yesterday?’” — JAMES CORDEN<br />“What makes it worse is that he lied under oath while interviewing to be the guy who prosecutes people for lying under oath.<br />George W. Bush Isn’t Mad at Will Ferrell, His TV Counterpart -<br />By GIOVANNI RUSSONELLOMARCH 3, 2017<br />Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy.
