PALM BEACH, FLORIDA — Chinese dictator Xi Jinping arrived at Mar-a-Lago resort for a two-day summit meeting with the U.S. president, which promises to not deliver very much. <br /> <br />POTUS arrived aboard Air Force One shortly after Xi, and the two kicked things off with a manly handshake. <br /> <br />The two then sat down for a fancy dinner with the old ball and chains before getting into serious talks on security and trade. <br /> <br />Unfortunately for Donald, there’s no golf planned, which almost defeats the purpose of being at the Southern White House. <br /> <br />The commander-in-chief plans to press China to exercise influence on crazy Kim and his nukes in North Korea. Trade between the world’s two biggest economies will also be on the agenda. <br /> <br />Xi won’t be sleeping at the resort. He’s shacking up at a nearby hotel. <br /> <br />Hopefully, Donald will spend some time showing Xi his greatest tweets. The two “friends” will then wrap things up by seeing who is actually more thin-skinned. <br /> <br />Is this going to be the start of a beautiful friendship? Only time will tell.
