Well THIS should explain it.<br /><br />Orlando Bloom joked about igniting the Internet with those now famous pictures of him paddle-boarding naked.<br /><br />In pics that nearly destroyed the entire World Wide Web, the star was photographed paddleboarding in Sardinia with then girlfriend Katy Perry and his…ahem… GOLDEN ARROW was on full display!<br /><br />During his interview with Nick Grimshaw on BBC Radio 1’s Breakfast Show he joked, “My poor son! He's got a lot to live up to. I broke the internet!”<br /><br />Don’t worry Orlando, you caused quite a dent, but the Internet is nearly indestructible!<br /><br />At the time he told Elle magazine, “It was extremely surprising. I wouldn't have put myself in that position if I'd thought it would happen. I've been photographed a million times in a million different ways. I have a good radar. We'd been completely alone for five days—nothing around us…I had a moment of feeling free."<br /><br />And now everyone in the world knows what he’s packing. <br /><br />We hope son Flynn doesn’t lose any sleep over this one. On the bright side, he’s got some good genes!<br />
