Hey, welcome to the Weekly Reel – Big Summer Box Office Edition, Part 3. The place we tell you about the movies you’ll hopefully pay to see but you’ll probably stream for free. <br /><br />SPIDERMAN: <br /><br />Warning, a masked high school boy is swinging around the city shooting his web all over everything… <br /><br />Sounds really bad, doesn’t it? <br /><br />[00;19 Sup guys? Wait a minute, you guys aren’t the real Avengers, I can tell… Hulk gives it away. Whoa that was awesome.]<br /><br />Yup, Peter Parker aka Spider Man is back to being a teenager in Spiderman Homecoming… Where Spider Man is literally looking for a date, to homecoming. <br /><br />And a night out with Tony Stark… <br /><br />[I get to keep the suit? TS: Of course, doesn’t fit me. Just don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.] <br /><br />But typical high schoolers just want to break the rules, don’t they? <br /><br />[00;53 You guys are losers…] <br /><br />Nuh uh, would a loser save everyone on the Staten Island Ferry? <br /><br />Would they fight a bad guy named The Vulture played by Birdman’s Michael Keaton? <br /><br />Would they fly around with Ironman? Or pull a plane away from destroying the city? No. <br /><br />[But this does not mean you’re an Avenger, incase you were wondering.] <br /><br />Pff, whatever man... At least he doesn’t have curfew. <br /><br />Take our advice: This is the sixth Spider Man movie since 2002… See it, don’t see it, it doesn’t matter. He’s never going to be exterminated. <br /><br />[SOT: Have you come to save your apes?<br />I came for you.<br />FX]<br /><br />Yeah. Looks like Caeser and his posse of primates are going ape shit in the new War for the Planet of the Apes… the 9th installment of the franchise.<br /><br />And as you can see – they ain’t pulling any punches.<br /><br />[SOT: FX]<br /><br />The film is set in the world where Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by that ruthless war lord Woody.<br /><br />And damn… they don’t monkey around.<br /><br />Probably because the battle will determine the fate of their species and the future of earth. <br /><br />So cue the gun fights… [SOT: Fx]<br />The explosions… [SOT: Fx]<br />Long walks in the jungles and on the beach…<br /><br />And get ready to Hail Caesar.<br /><br />[SOT: You’re him. You’re Caesar.]<br /><br />Take our advice: Watch it and go bananas. <br /> <br /><br />[SOT: Okay, before we go…]<br /><br />Yeah, that’s about par for the course in the new raunchy comedy, Rough Night. But if you thought THAT was rough… you ain’t seen nothing yet.<br /><br />[SOT:<br /><br />It stars Scarlett Johansson and basically it centers around a group of friends that accidently kill a stripper during her bachelorette party. <br /><br />[SOT: Does anybody know CPR…. He’s dead.]<br /><br />It’s basically Hangover, meets Bridesmaid’s, meets Very Bad Things all rolled up into one, and what you get is probably the must-see comedy of the summer.<br /><br />[SOT: I probably have HPV now…<br /><br />Not to mention, it’s got Kate McKinnon. And that’s always a good thing.<br /><br />[SOT: This was the guy in Australia… I can’t because I am vegan]<br /> <br />The film was originally called Rock That Body… and we can kinda see why.<br /><br />We just now hope that you like it “rough”.<br /><br />Really…<br /><br />Really…<br /><br />Rough.<br /><br />[SOT: Someone tell me what to do…]<br />
