<br />[Same deal as the last few, please. That sweet ole truck commercial sound.] <br /><br />Heck Yeah, Chris Harrison! <br /><br />Is your life all champagne and roses?? Well Chris Harrison’s life is!! This Texas native has cheesed his way into the cushiest job in Hollywood! <br /><br />Work smarter, not harder!! That’s the Harrison way! Since 2002, this genius has figured out how to travel to gorgeous locations, with beautiful people, and earn a cool $60 grand per episode to do it! <br /><br />Harrison, you sly dog, you! What are you playing, reindeer games? <br /><br />While the Bachelor’s contestants and crew film for hours a day, we bet this guy is just chillin’ back in some villa, sippin’ rosé, pfff… Probably getting pampered by a Kardashian or somethin’. <br /><br />Expense account goals, baby!<br /><br />Harrison has to film like five minutes of TV time, and then he probably has a tee-time… <br /><br />Or he’s he strumming around town with cool country stars, then finding some beach, somewhere, to stay until closing time. <br /><br />From his nice, sweet family life, to his mansion of an office, this guy shows us how to clean up right!!<br /><br />We can all learn from a guy like Harrison! <br /><br />Heck Yeah, Chris Harrison!!<br />
