NOT IN AMERICA — With things going great at home, Trump jets off on his first foreign trip for a 9-day whirlwind tour to the Middle East, Israel and Europe. <br /> <br />Saudi Arabia has the honor of hosting Donald first, and plasters his face everywhere. Then there’s a huge dance party. <br /> <br />The Saudi king presents Donald with some bling bling, but makes him bow and curtsy to get it. Trump and his new besties get some facetime with Sauron. <br /> <br />The next stop on the vacay is good old Israel, unfortunately, Melania isn’t really in the mood. <br /> <br />Trump puts his negotiating skills on display by bringing peach to the Israel-Palestine beef. <br /> <br />After that, Donald stops off at the Holocaust memorial and signs a yearbook or two. <br /> <br />Trump and his entourage — minus Catholic Spicey— head over to Vatican City to meet the Pope. <br /> <br />The Pope and Trump take leave of each other, so that Trump can pop over to NATO. <br /> <br />Trump gets into a little bit of a shoving match, but hey, he deserves to be in front.
