Hey welcome to the Weekly Reel. The place we tell you about the movies you need to see, but you’ll probably stream for free. <br /><br />This week we’re talking about Tom Cruise’s remake of the Mummy…<br /><br />His other movie American Made…<br /><br />Plus a sneak peak at some other projects that are in the works. <br /><br />[MUMMY]<br /><br />[SOT; I saw her. She is real.]<br /><br />In the Mummy, an ancient Princess named Xenu is awakened from a billion year sleep beneath the desert to punish suppressive persons that ran off with Katie Holmes??<br /><br />[SOT: f/x]<br /><br />Wait, sorry, wrong science fiction story.<br /><br />[SOT: Wait. Sorry, have you met and SP?] <br /><br />We’ll see Tom Cruise fight this reimagining of the Mummy, 85 years after the monster originally appeared on screen in 1932. As you can see, they’ve unwrapped a lot of new technology since then, but they can’t get their heads, or faces out of the sand. <br /><br />[SOT: f/x]<br /><br />The film was shot in the U.K., Namibia, and aboard the famous vomit commit, where Tom Cruise performed his own stunts… <br /><br />[SOT: f/x]<br /><br />Christ, Tom. Can you play a step-dad or something already? <br /><br />[SOT: We’re going to figure this out. Don’t leave me. <br /><br />Take our advice: Expect this movie to blow up! <br /><br />[SOT: f/x]<br /><br />And not just because it takes place in the Middle East. <br /><br /><br />[AMERICAN MADE]<br /><br />Hey, did hear about Tom Cruise’s new movie? The one where he plays a drug smuggling pilot during the 1980’s? You did?! COOL! So did we! <br /><br />He plays a real guy named Barry Seal who flew drugs and guns for the CIA and Pablo Escobar and stuff and even drove his plane through a neighborhood. Look at all that cocaine!<br /><br />The movie cost 80 million dollars – which we just figured out would buy you 1,417 kilos of blow! <br /><br />We can’t believe Tom Cruise is playing a normal guy, with a family and stuff, and look he’s not like a super hero, and look he’s afraid of guns and stuff.<br /><br />WOOOOO!<br /><br />Anyway the movie comes out pretty soon hope you check it out. We probably will, maybe we’ll see you there.<br /><br />WOOOOOO!!!<br /><br />[ON SET]<br /><br />Guten tag, Germany. We caught up to Better Late Than Never while they were out filming season 2 at Bradenburger Gate in Berlin. And Shatner, Winkler, Foreman, Bradshaw and Dye were all in attendance. Kinda makes us want to book a ticket right now.<br /><br />Sarah Jessica Parker was filming her new show Divorce at NYU in New York City. <br />The show – also starring Thomas Hayden Church – is about a couple going through a long drawn out split. That would probably explain the long face.<br /><br />So buy a ticket, kick up your feet and enjoy your overpriced popcorn. We’ll see you next week at the box office.<br />
