WASHINGTON — After working like a madman, Trump blows off some steam by harassing the London mayor in the wake of Britain’s latest terror attacks. <br /> <br />The president uses the attacks to push for his Muslim ban, but is advised not to call it a ban. Trump ignores the haters and calls it a ban. <br /> <br />Trump figures out how to succeed by going to war with Reality to stop the leaks. <br /> <br />Donald then jumps right into the middle of the Qatar diplomatic crisis. And by middle, we mean he tweets about it. <br /> <br />But then, like a bad soap opera. Guess who’s back? Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey — COMEY! In order to get the ratings back up, Congress hauls Comey in to testify. <br /> <br />Trump is kept unusually busy so he can’t comment, but that’s what mini Trump is for. <br /> <br />Trump ends up ditching his planned itinerary and drops by to pay his pal Comey a little visit. Okay, maybe he didn’t, but he should have. <br /> <br />Stay tuned for this week’s episode.
