Surprise Me!

Lag is not an excuse. iPound4Pound, you are a jealous casualfag. You are NOT the GOAT. You aren't even a real gamer. You have NO talent.

2017-06-15 2 Dailymotion

(Pause the video if the text is too fast. Then press "Play" when you are done reading.) <br /> <br />Enough is a enough. I am sick of you, your hypocrisy, your two-faced snake bullshit, and your jealously. <br /> <br />Every time we get into some type of fight or argument, you are always the one who starts it. <br /> <br />Every. Single. Fucking. Time. <br /> <br />I've had enough of it. <br /> <br />You are not better than me. In ANY fucking game that we play. <br />Period. <br /> <br />Not Fight Night Champion. <br />Not Super Smash Brothers Melee <br />Not Ultra Street Fighter IV <br /> <br />Nothing. <br /> <br />There is absolutely nothing that you do on this game that is special. <br /> <br />You do not play FNC like a top player. <br /> <br />There is absolutely nothing that you do that sets you aside from anyone else that plays this game anymore. Nothing. <br /> <br />1) Backstep straight whenever someone comes even remotely close to you. <br /> <br />2) Sidestep uppercut when nothing else lands <br /> <br />3) 1-2 (Body-head) when nothing else lands <br /> <br />4) Mash out random combos when all else fails <br /> <br />5) Step only as a opposite to walk <br /> <br />6) Step + Lean everywhere because you have no movement. <br /> <br />You're a scrub dude. You really are. <br /> <br />You run with your hands down in lag, have no buttons, no spacing, no footsies, can't MBM at will, can't FF+A at will, can't moonwalk, can't link true combos, can't lean cancel as fast as I can, can't weaveshine, can't weave cancel, can't punch cancel, can't perfect block the way I can, and utilize absolutely no advanced metagame whatsoever. <br /> <br />You rely solely on lag favor, and random EA occurances like flashes, 1pkos and critical stuns to get your online "win". <br /> <br />And feel good about it because you know you're inferior. <br /> <br />I am so many levels above you and everyone else on FNC that it's disgusting. <br /> <br />I actually almost feel sorry for you for being so desperate to fit in on the only game that you actually play on a console. <br /> <br />Almost. <br /> <br />You have always been one to verbalize things. Now you've turned into a coward and started ignore me, throwing shade aimed at me to a third party because you didn't have the courage to speak to me directly. <br /> <br />That speaks loud. <br /> <br />That's objective fear. <br /> <br />I am actually relieved that you hate me and that this is over because you have always held me back. <br /> <br />Now I can tell the objective truth without having to give two shits about whether or not you get offended. <br /> <br />I am better than you at every game we play and I am the god of FNC. <br /> <br />Anyone who has to lie about lag favor is a scrub and inferior. Period. <br /> <br />You hate me because I tell the truth about lag and how it's the only reason you stand a chance in a fight and last longer than 3 rounds. <br /> <br />Everyone on that page hates me for the same reason. <br /> <br />Because I refuse to lie to or for you or them. <br /> <br />None of you are good. <br /> <br />Get over it. <br /> <br />Go play Clash of Clans on your cellphone.

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