‘MURICA — The U.S. is clearly the best country, which is why our Independence Day wins. <br /> <br />The 4th of July brings the love of being American, booze and explosives together in guaranteed recipe for good times. <br /> <br />Here’s are some tips on how to make the most out of your 4th. Step one, find appropriate American attire. Think lots of stars and stripes. <br /> <br />Step two, find a suitable location to fill your face with an unholy amount of barbecue and beer. <br /> <br />Clearly, driving is out of the question, but step three requires going to buy some fireworks. <br /> <br />Always remember when purchasing fireworks that it’s always safer to go bigger and to buy in massive quantities. <br /> <br />Keep in mind with fireworks you don’t need to be careful with your hands, eyes or head, and it’s always more fun to aim them at someone. <br /> <br />And because accidents never happen, make sure to film whatever you do too. <br /> <br />If at any point you forget the steps, put more alcohol into your system and then find more fireworks. Last but not least, remember to talk ‘Murican and be ‘Murican.
