Hey, welcome to the Weekly Reel. The place we tell you about the movies you’ll hopefully pay to see but you’ll probably stream for free. <br /><br />This week it’s all about a web-shooting teenager in Spider Man.<br /><br />Plus a sneak peak at Jumanji, starring Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart.<br /><br />SPIDERMAN: <br /><br />Warning, a masked high school boy is swinging around the city shooting his web all over everything… <br /><br />Sounds really bad, doesn’t it? <br /><br />[00;19 Sup guys? Wait a minute, you guys aren’t the real Avengers, I can tell… Hulk gives it away. Whoa that was awesome.]<br /><br />Yup, Peter Parker aka Spider Man is back to being a teenager in Spiderman Homecoming… Where Spider Man is literally looking for a date, to homecoming. <br /><br />And a night out with Tony Stark… <br /><br />[I get to keep the suit? TS: Of course, doesn’t fit me. Just don’t do anything I would do. And definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.] <br /><br />But typical high schoolers just want to break the rules, don’t they? <br /><br />[00;53 You guys are losers…] <br /><br />Nuh uh, would a loser save everyone on the Staten Island Ferry? <br /><br />Would they fight a bad guy named The Vulture played by Birdman’s Michael Keaton? <br /><br />Would they fly around with Ironman? Or pull a plane away from destroying the city? No. <br /><br />[But this does not mean you’re an Avenger, incase you were wondering.] <br /><br />Pff, whatever man... At least he doesn’t have curfew. <br /><br />Take our advice: This is the sixth Spider Man movie since 2002… See it, don’t see it, it doesn’t matter. He’s never going to be exterminated. <br /><br />JUMANJI<br /><br />So it’s been a little more than 20 years since the first Jumanji film… and look what we got with all that wait.<br /><br />Yep, four highschoolers are set in a brand new adventure that involves chases—<br /><br />High flying action—<br /><br />And a bunch of really pithy one liners that we kind of expected.<br /><br />But here’s what you need to know. <br /><br />The Rock is back to save the day.<br /><br />Kevin Hart is doing what he’s known for…<br /><br />And Jack Black is, well, acting like Jack Black.<br /><br />But if you’re looking for a movie that doesn’t take itself too seriously this might be the flick for you.<br /><br />Just remember, it’s not a reboot or a remake.<br /><br />It’s sequel to the original. <br /><br />But it probably won’t go down as a classic.<br />
