THE INTERNET — The most important holiday of the year is here. It’s the single greatest day that exists and if you have to work, think of a good excuse to get out of it, so you can enjoy Amazon Prime Day 2017. <br /> <br />Why physically fight someone buying useless stuff like on Black Friday, when you can battle Prime members online buying useless stuff, all the while helping Amazon make a killing in the process without even having to leave your house? <br /> <br />Amazon shattered sales records during Prime Day last year and is hungry for more, which explains why it’s 30 hours long this year. <br /> <br />Amazon will use its ‘lightning deals’ to drive sales on many of its own products. To get all the best deals, remember to be early. <br /> <br />In order to ensure maximum Prime Day potential, it’s best to stay up the entire 30 hours using whatever means necessary, think energy drinks or blow. Most importantly — shop irresponsibly.
