PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — Kim Jong Un threw himself a pop concert last Sunday to celebrate their first successful ICBM launch. <br /> <br />The musical event was packed with military personnel and the best synchronized group clappers available. <br /> <br />Who needs Beyonce or the Biebs when you have Moranbong Band, the all female NK-pop band hand-picked by Dear Leader himself? <br /> <br />Moranbong performed their global smash hits ‘Song of Hwasong Rocket’ and ‘Make Others Envy Us’, which are available on iTunes and Spotify. <br /> <br />And just when we thought he’d executed her, his wife Ri Sol Ju showed up at the concert too. <br /> <br /> <br />Whatever Trump is doing to isolate Kim and North Korea, it’s working tremendously. <br />Most importantly, we should thank China for all their hard work behind the scenes — without them — none of this would have been possible.
