WASHINGTON — Even without a hotel room at the G20, Trump crushes his first heart-to-heart with Putin in a two-hour Tinder meet and greet. <br /> <br />They come up with a phenomenal proposal to form an impenetrable Cyber Security Unit between the US and Russia. For some reason the plan is attacked, and Trump walks back idea back. <br /> <br />Trump then shows the world why he’s such a great dad by giving Ivanka a seat at the big kid’s table. <br /> <br />The media has a snoozefest of a feeding frenzy with Trump Jr. and Mother Russia. <br /> <br />Trump is finally on the verge of getting someone to take over the FBI after the whole Comey debacle. Trump gathers with some bible bangers in Oval Office to get a quick amen. <br /> <br />Trump decides to spend some time in the City of Lights with his handshake bro Emmanuel Macron. Macron and Donald share a meal at the Eiffel Tower where Trump is treated to the finest well done steak paired with Heinz around. <br /> <br />Stay tuned for this week’s show.