Teddy Picker : <br /><br />Despair to the point till they provoke <br />The punchline before they have told the joke <br />The sheer desperation to be scene/seen <br />Staring at the television screen <br /><br />Despair to the point where they provoke <br />You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke <br />Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist <br />It wasn't in the top 100 list <br /><br />And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, <br />Don't be surprised when you get bent over, <br />He told ya, that you were gagging for it <br /><br />She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed <br />The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means <br />Another variation on a theme <br />A tangle on the television and the magazine <br />D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? <br />D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? <br />That says "we are defenders <br />Of any poseur or professional pretender around" <br /><br />When did your list replace the twist and turn? <br />Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern <br />And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers <br />Save it for the morning after <br /><br />And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, <br />Don't be surprised when you get bent over, <br />He told ya, that you were gagging for it <br /><br />Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker <br />Not quick enough can I have it quicker? <br />Already thick and you're getting thicker <br />Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker <br />Not quick enough can I have it quicker? <br />Already thick and you're getting thicker <br /><br />Asuming that all things are equal, <br />Who'd want to be men of the people <br />When there's people like you?
