SAN DIEGO — A woman with only one arm has charmed the pants off the internet after celebrating her disability in what is possibly the wittiest Tinder profile ever. <br /> <br />Lauren from San Diego told Buzzfeed News that about a year ago, she lost control of her moped and hit a median in the road. She was thrown off and her arm was sliced off by a sign. She remained conscious throughout, and was luckily saved by a cop who just recently received tourniquet training. <br /> <br />The 20-year-old initially struggled with jokes about her disability, but eventually got over it by joining in on the humorous quips. <br /> <br />She now jokes about her injury, and posts photos on Twitter and Instagram poking fun at her single-arm status. <br /> <br />She's catching people's attention on Tinder, too, after she drunkenly typed up a hilarious new profile that set the record straight about her missing limb. <br /> <br />In it, she's listed her occupation as "arms dealer" and rated her features. 10 out of 10 for face, 9 out of 10 for body, and 20 out of 10 for personality. The arms, of course, are 1 out of 2. <br /> <br />The witty bio quickly went viral online, with pretty much the entire internet clamoring to swipe right. One fella even straight up wanted to marry her. <br /> <br />A lot of folks, though, tell Lauren they feel bad for laughing at her profile. But she says it's all in good humor, and really just a bit of armless fun.
