From Guide To Bizarre Behavior's "Volume 5" <br /> <br />available at www.shangorillarecords.com <br /> <br />Featuring Brian Bromberg, Ray Bong, and Suzy Creamcheese. Drums by Jim Dooley <br />Filming, editing, video production, gaffer, best boy, key grip: Fabrice Langelier. <br /> <br />Special Thanks: S. McNeal, Jay Poggi, EuclidNOLA, James Weber, Liz Bong, John Lee, Chris Schoonover, Ling-Ling, Chen-Ling, and Michelle <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Taking cold showers to conserve on propane, <br />I only make money for everyone else, <br />What would we do with out our electric doodads? <br />What would we do without our tin foil dreams? <br />What would we do without the magic chef? <br /> <br />We'd gather everything we own <br />around our feet we light, <br />a little fire of passion inside them <br />make it a party and invite all the celebrities <br />to come and jiggle in the sun that we now own. <br /> <br />I'd wear a tie if you knit it for me <br />but not if you're already gone. <br /> <br />When we are rich we'll have cabinets filled with <br />daggers and eggs lain by emu's and fish. <br />With delicately hinged <br />doors cut into the shells <br />opening onto scenes of twisted lover's faces. <br /> <br />Wearing cow-like expressions which contrast delicately <br />oddly with the agonised bodies at your feet <br />Questing for oils in the folds of your eyelids, <br />searching the internet for pictures of fish <br />caught in the act of exposing themselves <br />to the radioactivity of the elite slugs <br />capturing victims. Baited old-lady's stretched out on their lawn chairs caught with their romantic novels of smut hidden under <br />cellophane kerchiefs
