UNITED KINGDOM — Amazon just announced the U.K. will get treated to 10 days of Black Friday deals for 2017. <br /> <br />Brits will get 10 whole days to rack up some fresh new debt on their plastic by wasting cream on a plethora of Amazon products. <br /> <br />The madness will begin at midnight on November 17 and run through to the end of Sunday, November 26. <br /> <br />Whatever you do, make sure to shop. Skip school, work, weddings, whatever you have planned that doesn't involve blind mass consumerism. <br /> <br />Already have an Amazon Echo or Dot? Who cares, buy some more. Buy a couple for each room. <br /> <br />Get a couple of new, useless Amazon Fires. Sure no one uses tablets anymore, but it's Black Friday folks. <br /> <br />And if you're a fan of fire spinning, definitely pick yourself up some Amazon Fire Sticks. <br />Most importantly, remember to shop irresponsibly and keep on accumulating.
