FREMONT, CALIFORNIA — There are a lot more turkeys in the Bay Area this year, and no, we don't mean on people's Thanksgiving tables. <br /> <br />CBS reports that flocks of turkeys have left the wild and are now running amok in suburban California. <br /> <br />The wild birds are possibly the worst squatters ever—messing up properties, leaving their crap everywhere, and slowly taking over. Rude! <br /> <br />They're also pretty aggressive, and have been known to attack a mailman or two in their quest for suburban domination. <br /> <br />Apparently, you're not supposed to feed the birds because they get cocky and start thinking they own the place. <br /> <br />So what's a neighborhood to do? <br /> <br />Well, it is Thanksgiving season. If you can't drive them away, you may as well make like the pilgrims and roast the damn birds. Don't forget the gravy!
