Stephen Colbert Doesn’t Think Trump Would Have ‘Run’ Into Florida School<br />Yep, 90 groups waving goodbye — or as the N. R.A.<br />calls those, sponsors.” — JIMMY FALLON<br />Trevor Noah thought carrying a gun sounded like a pretty smart way to get yourself a discount.<br />The only way you would run inside is if a reporter asked you a question outside.” — SETH MEYERS<br />Many companies have decided to cut ties with the National Rifle Association after<br />the shooting in Parkland, Fla., provoked a public outcry over gun violence.<br />Like, how does the N. R.A.<br />members just there like, [brandishes weapon] ‘We’d like a discount.’” — TREVOR NOAH<br />You know you messed up when the company that dragged the guy off the plane is like, ‘You’re making us look bad.’” — JIMMY FALLON<br />“With the Olympics over, 90 countries have departed South Korea.<br />President Trump said on Monday that he believed he would have run into the Florida<br />high school where a gunman opened fire this month, even if he’d been unarmed.<br />What are you gonna do, run in there and stab ’em with your bone spurs?” — STEPHEN COLBERT<br />Seth Meyers was incredulous too, but for a different reason.
