Mardy Bum : <br /><br />Now then Mardy Bum <br />I've seen your frown <br />And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun <br />And it goes off <br />And out come all these words <br />Oh there's a very pleasant side to you <br />A side I much prefer <br /><br />It's one that laughs and jokes around <br />Remember cuddles in the kitchen <br />Yeah, to get things off the ground <br />And it was up, up and away <br />Oh, but it's right hard to remember <br />That on a day like today when you're all argumentative <br />And you've got the face on <br /><br />Well now then Mardy Bum <br />Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I <br />I thought as much <br />Cause you turned over there <br />Pulling that silent disappointment face <br />The one that I can't bear <br /><br />Can't we laugh and joke around <br />Remember cuddles in the kitchen <br />Yeah, to get things off the ground <br />And it was up, up and away <br />Oh, but it's right hard to remember <br />That on a day like today when you're all argumentative <br />And you've got the face on <br /><br />Yeah I'm sorry I was late <br />But I missed the train <br />And then the traffic was a state <br />And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate <br />That reoccurs ,oh when you say I don't care <br />But of course I do, yeah I clearly do! <br /><br />So laugh and joke around <br />Remember cuddles in the kitchen <br />Yeah, to get things off the ground <br />And it was up, up and away <br />Still it's right hard to remember <br />That on a day like today when you're all argumentative <br />And you've got the face on
