http://bit.ly/aXNIDT - The filmmaker misses seeing perverts having sex in public bathrooms—so he instructs us on the proper technique for inconspicuous bathroom hijinks.<br /><br />Question: Do celebrities deserve privacy? John Waters: To me, it isn't my business of who a celebrity sleeps with. Who David Letterman slept with, or his marriage—unless he uses a moral stance to put down other people, then it is very much my business to do that, I think. People that come out against gay rights that are blowing people in bathrooms. You know, I'm happy they're blowing people in bathrooms. I mean, I don't care if they do that. I almost have nostalgia for that. I never go in a bathroom anywhere where I see perverts anymore. It's been cleaned up. It's online now. So I miss perverts in the real world. I miss seeing them. However, if you are into that scene, I mean I could have -- who was the guy in the airport? Larry Craig. I could have told him how you do that. You stand and you... one guy sits on the toilet... blowing and the other guy stands up with both legs in a shopping bag, in separate shopping bags, so when you're outside the booth it only looks like there's one person in there. I mean, it's easy to get away with that stuff if you want to do it. But you just have to plan. You can't be an amateur at it like he was. <br />Recorded September 10, 2010Interviewed by Max Miller<br /><br />Question: Do celebrities deserve privacy? John Waters: To me, it isn't my business of who a celebrity sleeps with. Who David Letterman slept with, or his marriage—unless he uses a moral stance to put down other people, then it is very much my business to do that, I think. People that come out against gay rights that are blowing people in bathrooms. You know, I'm happy they're blowing people in bathrooms. I mean, I don't care if they do that. I almost have nostalgia for that. I never go in a bathroom anywhere where I see perverts anymore. It's been cleaned up. It's online now. So I miss perverts in the real world. I miss seeing them. However, if you are into that scene, I mean I could have -- who was the guy in the airport? Larry Craig. I could have told him how you do that. You stand and you... one guy sits on the toilet... blowing and the other guy stands up with both legs in a shopping bag, in separate shopping bags, so when you're outside the booth it only looks like there's one person in there. I mean, it's easy to get away with that stuff if you want to do it. But you just have to plan. You can't be an amateur at it like he was. <br />Recorded September 10, 2010Interviewed by Max Miller
