Man Demands Divorce In His Letter But His Wife’s Reply <br /><br />Makes Him Regret Every Word He Wrote<br /><br /><br />Are you missing a spicy, full of drama, chuckles, revenge real story with the most unexpected ending?<br />You must give a gentle, snickering read to this couple’s letter conversation that might turn your boring and grimaced day into a fairly brighter one.<br /><br /> <br /><br />If you’ve already read it somewhere, reading it twice will hurt your teeth harder.<br />Entertainment is all yours!<br />A man wrote a letter to his wife demanding divorce but there was no fun until the wife took the pen and wrote the chortling miraculous reply.<br />He wrote:<br />Dear wife,<br />I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.<br />Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.<br /><br />Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.<br /><br />You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! The case, I’m gone.<br />Your Ex-Husband.<br /><br />P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WEST VIRGINIA together!<br />Have a great life!<br /><br />What a sad story, I must say! I’m broken by the grief of this poor soul. How do you feel? His wife was such an emotionless woman who didn’t notice her husband’s new boxers.<br /> <br /><br />But that’s what she wrote in her reply.<br />Dear Ex-Husband,<br />Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.<br /><br />I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.<br />I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.<br /><br />And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.<br />About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.<br /><br />After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I get home you were gone.<br /><br />Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care.<br />Signed,<br />Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!<br /> <br />Do I need to say something now?<br />What do you say?<br /><br />
