This Senior Citizen Has A “Senior Moment” And Comes To A Hilarious Realisation<br /><br />This Senior Citizen Has A “Senior Moment” And Comes To A Hilarious Realisation<br />Every now and again someone puts into words what so many people are feeling! Read this amazing email and let us know if you can relate.<br />Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. –<br />Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.<br />This is how it manifests:<br />I decide to water my garden.<br />As I turn on the hose in the driveway,<br />I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.<br />As I start toward the garage,<br />I notice mail on the porch table that<br />I brought up from the mailbox earlier.<br />I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.<br />I lay my car keys on the table,<br />put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,<br />and notice that the can is full.<br />So, I decide to put the bills<br />back<br />on the table and take out the garbage first.<br />But then I think,<br />since I’m going to be near the mailbox<br />when I take out the garbage anyway,<br />I may as well pay the bills first.<br />I take my checkbook off the table,<br />and see that there is only one check left.<br />My extra checks are on my desk in the study,<br />so I go inside the house to my desk where<br />I find the<br />can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.<br />I’m going to look for my checks,<br />but first I need to push the Pepsi aside<br />so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.<br />The Pepsi is getting warm,<br />and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.<br />As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,<br />a vase of flowers on the counter<br />catches my eye–they need water.<br />I put the Pepsi on the counter and<br />discover my reading glasses that<br />I’ve been searching for all morning.<br />I decide I better put them back on my desk,<br />but first I’m going to water the flowers.<br />I set the glasses back down on the counter,<br />fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.<br />Someone left it on the kitchen table.<br />I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,<br />I’ll be looking for the remote,<br />but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,<br />so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,<br />but first I’ll water the flowers.<br />I pour some water in the flowers,<br />but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.<br />So, I set the remote back on the table,<br />get some towels and wipe up the spill.<br />Then, I head down the hall trying to<br />remember what I was planning to do.<br />At the end of the day:<br />the car isn’t washed<br />the bills aren’t paid<br />there is a warm can of<br />Pepsi sitting on the counter<br />the flowers don’t have enough water,<br />there is still only 1 check in my check book,<br />I can’t find the remote,<br />I can’t find my glasses,<br />and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.<br />Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,<br />I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all the damn day,<br />and I’m really tired.<br />I realize this is a serious problem,<br />and I’ll try to get some help for it,<br />but first I’ll check my e-mail….<br />Do me a favor.<br />Forward this message to everyone you know,<br />because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.<br />Don’t laug
