Hahahaha, this describes government bullies perfectly!<br /><br /><br />One can never get tired of jokes that shine a ray of light on how governments operate.<br />For this reason, we think you will love the following:<br />One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.<br />Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.<br />Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”<br />“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, Is not that obvious?<br />“You are in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.<br />“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”<br />“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I will have to take you in and write you up.”<br />“If you do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.<br />“But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden.<br />“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”<br />“Have a nice day, ma’am,” the game warden replied, and he left.<br />Never mess with a woman that reads because there’s good reason to believe she thinks as well!<br />This joke is funny because it demonstrates how a little bit of thinking can outwit a bully (H/T The Federalist Papers).<br />Thinking also comes in handy when dealing with government bullies, who seem to be everywhere, not just slinking around in taxpayer-funded offices in Washington, D.C.<br />This joke is great because we all know the government takes every chance it gets to bully people into accepting itsliberal agenda — but most of time, they can be outsmarted.<br /><br />What do you think ?<br /><br />
