Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts : <br /><br />There's always somebody taller <br />With more of a wit <br />And he's equipped to enthrall her <br />And her friends think he's fit <br />And you just can't measure up no <br />You don't have a prayer <br />Wishing you had made the most of her <br />When she was there <br />They've got engaged <br />No intention of a wedding <br />He's pinched your bird <br />And he'd probably kick your head in <br /><br />Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts <br />You're better off without her anyway <br />You said you wasn't sad to see her go <br />Oh no <br /><br />He might be one of those boys <br />That's all pretty and vain <br />Likes to go in the sunbed <br />And stays out of the rain <br />So that he don't get his hair wet <br />You wouldn't want that <br />At least he hasn't got a Nova <br />Or a Burberry hat <br /><br />They've got engaged <br />No intention of a wedding <br />He's pinched your bird <br />And he'd probably kick your head in <br /><br />Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts <br />You're better off without her anyway <br />You said you wasn't sad to see her go <br />Of course you were <br /><br />Have you heard what she's been doing? <br />Never did it for me <br />He picks her up at the school gates <br />At twenty past three <br />She's been with all the boys <br />But never went very far <br />She wagged English and Science <br />Just to go in his car <br /><br />They've got engaged <br />No intention of a wedding <br />He's pinched my bird <br />And he'd probably kick my head in, oh <br />Now the girls have grown <br />But I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways <br /><br />Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts <br />So I'm better off without her anyway <br />I said I wasn't sad to see her go <br />But I'm only pretending, you know <br />Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know <br />Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know <br />Oh I'm only pretending, you know
