'MURICA — Are one of those people who is always forgetting or missing important dates or appointments?<br /><br />Or are you someone who painstakingly plans your activities down on a calendar and then also retroactively goes back and amends said calendar to reflect actual events? <br /><br />Well, as the confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh continue to captivate the nation, lots of names have been dragged through the mud — but none can be more egregious than the sullying of meticulous calendar keepers. <br />What's wrong with a little — or a lot — of organization in your life? That's why developers at Tomo have developed an AI-enhanced, state-of-the-art Kavanaugh Calendar app. <br />Big party at so and so's next week? We got you covered. Is today arms or legs day at Planet Fitness? We got you covered. Did I whip out my junk last night? You should cover that up. <br />With the Kavanaugh Calendar app, you can plan out your sexual assaults months in advance or amend them on the fly. It's also great for victims too. <br />The app has just been released on Apple App Store and Google Play Store. Get yours today — and never miss anything again.
