Business Insider reports that a London man tried to sell his girlfriend on eBay.<br />Dale Leeks listed his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on eBay as a prank.<br />Leeks told CTV News he put Greaves up on the site because he "wanted to have a laugh"<br />In the since-deleted post, he described Greaves as a "miniature collectible."<br />He wrote that she made a "constant whining noise."<br />He also described her as "fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. <br />
