NEW YORK CITY — A Brooklyn woman is getting roasted by the interwebs after she accused a black kid of touching her inappropriately.<br /><br />The New York Post reports that Teresa Klein, dubbed Corner store Caroline by shookt netizens, went berserk at a deli in Flatbush, New York last Wednesday after a 9-year-old boy supposedly got handsy with her.<br /><br />Video taken at the scene shows Klein calling the cops, screaming that the child grabbed her backside, and causing the boy and his sister to burst into tears.<br /><br />Bystanders were quick to jump to the kid's defense, and repeatedly told the crazy white lady to go home.<br /><br />Neighbors say Klein is notorious for terrorizing residents, and likes to abuse the police hotline for the littlest things.<br /><br />On Friday, Corner store Caroline apologized after watching the surveillance video— which showed it was the kid's backpack and not his hand that grazed her.<br /><br />Still, Klein says she still wants to pursue charges against the kid's mom for supposedly being aggressive and threatening her life.<br /><br />This from a woman who self-identifies as a humanist, feminist, and Buddhist? Geez.
